DOTLAN EveMaps

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Owen can sometimes be a douche. Accept this, and move on. Trust in the Lord to grant us justice and strike him down. Owen often insults other people to make him feel better about himself. Try not to take it personally. Owen hates black people. Owen was arrested for indecent exposure in Orlando in 2011 -- the lawsuit was settled out of court. Owen is the kind of person who answers "yes" at the supermarket when the teller asks him if he wants to donate any money towards breast cancer research, and then donates 1 cent using a credit card. Owen tells poor people the human body has three kidneys so he can harvest both to sell on the black market. Owen tips 6% because he says the tip should mirror the state's sales tax rate. Owen took a taxi to Blizzcon. In approximately 2014, Owen blasted my Heron after I repeatedly asked him to stop, and didn't even have the courtesy to loot my wreckage to recover my items; Owen has not yet apologized. Owen routinely siphons gasoline from parked cars on poorly lit streets and sells it back to his victims at a 5% markup. Owen drives straight to the second window in drive-thrus. Owen went to the local pound and bought a dozen cats, but only one can of food; He told the volunteer that "only the strongest will survive." Owen does not call his mother on Mother's Day. Owen's favorite beer is Keystone Light. Owen does not recycle. Owen is a member of the Flat Earth Society. Owen got McF***ed by Ronald McDonald when he was 26 years old, which results in him becoming emotional anytime someone mentions the word "burger."